Friday 25 September 2009

Goodbye to old black eyes?




BBC naturalist says let them die out.

Truck of the Day

"Tardis Environmental" Apparently it is one of the leading companies in the industry for portable toilet hire.

What a muiissed opportunity! They could have called it "Turdis"

Thursday 24 September 2009

VC in hot water

By the way, the contributor on "Lust" appears to have upset a lot of people.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2009/sep/23/university-female-students-perk

OU dress awful!

Graham Farmelo citing “Sartorial inelegance” as the number one academic sin in the THE:

“No institution has done more recently than The Open University to consolidate the reputation of academics as the worst-dressed people in the country. The BBC ably assisted, repeating OU programmes annually, with the embarrassment at the clothing choices on display sometimes rising above the human pain threshold.

Even if the OU had recruited only sharply dressed presenters, most people would still believe that dons have the dress sense of Mr Bean”

Surely he is not referring to the new Vice-Chancellor?

Wednesday 23 September 2009

Thursday 17 September 2009

Chat up lines

They have done a statistical analysis of good and bad chat up lines on a dating site here .

I can summarise it for you:

Good =

Howdy. Sorry but as an atheist I find it fascinating that you mention a Zombie band. What good taste!

Bad =

Hi God U R sexy . Wot is your email?

Monday 14 September 2009

Rivetting




Sent in by Dave - more at Failblog.

Thursday 10 September 2009

I wonder


Is it mispelled(?) in Chinese as well?

Get a classic haircut in MK

A truly green car

A bit brighter?

Beware!!


Ed Techies at play at ALTC conference ( Picture borrowed from "Timbuckteeth"!?!)

Wednesday 9 September 2009

Open Prison

Duncan Campbell, writing in the Guardian last Saturday, referred to the Open University benefiting a generation of north London armed robbers in the 1970s.

" Meeting one of them for a drink one night in the pub, I noticed that he was reading Virginia Woolf's To The Lighthouse. I mentioned this , with a snigger, to another armed robber who replied, without drawing breath: 'Not her best' "

Birthday

Today's date is 09/09/09

At 09:09:09 this morning, I wished myself Many Happy Returns.

Wednesday 2 September 2009

Satnav yourself out of this!


The ultimate roadsign sent in by Daphne.