Kids eh?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm

Truck of the Day

KGB Removals and Storage.

They have obviously found a use for the Lubianka.

Worst Lyrics Of The Day

Bus stop by the Hollies


Bus stop, wet day, she's there I say
Please share my umbrella
Bus stop, bus go, she stays love grows
Under my umbrella
All that summer we enjoyed it
Wind and rain and shine
That umbrella we employed it
By August she was mine

{Refrain}
Every morning I would see her waiting at the stop
Sometimes she'd shop and she would show me what she bought
All the people stared as if we were both quite insane
Someday my name and hers are going to be the same


That's the way the whole thing started
Silly, but it's true
Thinking of a sweet romance
Beginning in a queue
Came the sun, the ice was melting
No more sheltering, now
Nice to think that that umbrella
Led me to a vow

Modern Cluedo

It was the hunt saboteur who did it on the airfield using a gyrocopter - allegedly.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/4975635/Man-charged-with-gyrocopter-murder-of-hunt-follower.html

Green slime

In the Mandelson/guacomole interface situation, did you hear the quote from the assailant's mother?

Apparently she said:

"I am very proud of my daughter. Usually her custard comes out quite lumpy, but in the photos it looked pretty smooth"