AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!

Thank god!

They've turned up at last.

Caption Contest 2

"Hi Honey. I'm on the drain"

Meanwhile, back at that pier..

Parking? No chance!

What not to do and why

A new discipline?

More beach rules

Damn! I had to abandon my 10 gallon cooler, my tent-like structure and my swiss string!

Is "she" having a larf?

Whatever made the judges suspicious of this petite svelte athlete called Caster Semenya?

Could it be her obviously made-up name? Caster is very close to "castor", the Latin for beaver. And we all know what Castor and Pollux is Cockney rhyming slang for.


And then there is her surname - Semen - ya?

Oh dear!

By the time I had read this, I think I was guilty of loitering.

About time!

Dean Richards considers his 3 year Rugby ban:

It seems a little bit disproportionate but, at the end of the day, I'll reflect on it overnight and obviously see where my thoughts are in the morning."

Don't ask me