Friday, 25 September 2009
Truck of the Day
"Tardis Environmental" Apparently it is one of the leading companies in the industry for portable toilet hire.
What a muiissed opportunity! They could have called it "Turdis"
What a muiissed opportunity! They could have called it "Turdis"
Thursday, 24 September 2009
VC in hot water
By the way, the contributor on "Lust" appears to have upset a lot of people.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2009/sep/23/university-female-students-perk
http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2009/sep/23/university-female-students-perk
OU dress awful!
Graham Farmelo citing “Sartorial inelegance” as the number one academic sin in the THE:
“No institution has done more recently than The Open University to consolidate the reputation of academics as the worst-dressed people in the country. The BBC ably assisted, repeating OU programmes annually, with the embarrassment at the clothing choices on display sometimes rising above the human pain threshold.
Even if the OU had recruited only sharply dressed presenters, most people would still believe that dons have the dress sense of Mr Bean”
Surely he is not referring to the new Vice-Chancellor?
“No institution has done more recently than The Open University to consolidate the reputation of academics as the worst-dressed people in the country. The BBC ably assisted, repeating OU programmes annually, with the embarrassment at the clothing choices on display sometimes rising above the human pain threshold.
Even if the OU had recruited only sharply dressed presenters, most people would still believe that dons have the dress sense of Mr Bean”
Surely he is not referring to the new Vice-Chancellor?
Wednesday, 23 September 2009
Thursday, 17 September 2009
Chat up lines
They have done a statistical analysis of good and bad chat up lines on a dating site here .
I can summarise it for you:
Good =
Howdy. Sorry but as an atheist I find it fascinating that you mention a Zombie band. What good taste!
Bad =
Hi God U R sexy . Wot is your email?
I can summarise it for you:
Good =
Howdy. Sorry but as an atheist I find it fascinating that you mention a Zombie band. What good taste!
Bad =
Hi God U R sexy . Wot is your email?
Monday, 14 September 2009
Thursday, 10 September 2009
Wednesday, 9 September 2009
Open Prison
Duncan Campbell, writing in the Guardian last Saturday, referred to the Open University benefiting a generation of north London armed robbers in the 1970s.
" Meeting one of them for a drink one night in the pub, I noticed that he was reading Virginia Woolf's To The Lighthouse. I mentioned this , with a snigger, to another armed robber who replied, without drawing breath: 'Not her best' "
" Meeting one of them for a drink one night in the pub, I noticed that he was reading Virginia Woolf's To The Lighthouse. I mentioned this , with a snigger, to another armed robber who replied, without drawing breath: 'Not her best' "
Wednesday, 2 September 2009
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