Shame about the thumb

I like many millions was fascinated by the story of the man who had his thumb surgically altered so that he could manage his new iPhone more easily.

Sadly it was a hoax.

http://www.newwest.net/index.php/city/article/the_great_thumb_surgery_hoax/C94/L94/

I have cancelled my op to have a USB port implanted in my left nostril.